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Bounce Your Balls For Cancer. We’re the national campaign that gets people to do daft things on Space Hoppers to raise awareness of testicular cancer. If you'd like the 'hoppertunity' to bounce YOUR balls for cancer then why not take part in a Bounce Your Balls event or get together with friends and do something daft on a Space Hopper for testicular cancer? What like bungee jumping on a Space Hopper? Funny you should say that! We are staging the world’s first space hopper bungee jump on Saturday 11 July on Brighton seafront. And at the same time we’re looking for 100 people to do a conventional bungee jump – or an unconventional bungee jump if you prefer. So why not take part. And it doesn’t matter if you’ve got one ball, two balls or no balls, as long as you’ve got the balls 2 bungee!!!!! Call the Head Bouncer for more details today on 07981 334222 I really want to bungee but I’m a big scaredy chicken!Wow, that’s remarkably honest of you. Look, calm down chuck, not everyone’s got the balls 2 bungee so why not take part in the first ever Fancy Dress World Space Hopper Polo Championship. It’s on Hove lawns on Sunday 23rd May during the BOGfest and it starts at 11am. Call the Head Bouncer for more details today on 07981 334222 But I don’t know the rules of Fancy Dress Space Hopper Polo Neither do we! But we’ve a man with a whistle, some space hoppers, some inflatable hammers, a beach ball and some goal posts. All you need is a costume, a sense of humour and a willingness to fall on your head, arse or elbow. But I can’t do that either because the dog ate my Fred Flintstone costumeYeah right, the first time we heard that excuse we were riding on our dinosaurs. Look, if you don’t want to bounce your balls with us just say. If you give us a tenner we’ll stop asking you to bounce on things but in the meantime, if you want to throw some money at us……
You’re full of sh……. excuses aren’t you? Okay clearly you’d really love to Bounce Your Balls because you’ve read this far and we’re really cool, so why wouldn’t you? Now you’ve obviously got a couple of commitment issues and a large collection of cheese to sort into alphabetical order. But before you do, why don’t you send us an email to bounce@bounceyourballs.com telling us you’d like to help out but you’re not sure how just yet and we promise to stay in touch. Or you could always call the Head Bouncer for more details today on 07981 334222 Can I go now please?Yes of course you can. Or you could click here to enter the rest of the site. It’s a bit out of date because we’re planning to launch a new look website once we have funding in place. Did we ask you if you had any money you want to donate to us?
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